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Norvil's Keys To Solving a case

10 Keys that will help you solve any case

1. Who benifits?  Always find out which fucker is the fucker that gets the most fucks for fucking the fuckee.

2. Who is getting laid and who is not?  Those who get laid are far more likely to not committ crimes than those who are not getting it. Usually it is some dude that wants to do my stripper wife and can't. He gets a little pent up inside

3. Who smells?  Come on, this really should be rule number one. Those who are stinky are bad.

4. Who has bad credit?  Repossessions equal crime. If you can't pay a fucking 25 dollar medical collection then you will probably need to steal

5. Who doesn't like strip clubs? Those people just spook me out.

6. Who is the person at the karaoke bar that never sings? If you hang out around the singing crowd and you never sing, you are a suspect.

7. Who eats soup as a meal?  Check out the person that brings soup to work, soup os not a meal, it is flavored water.

8. Listen around bathrooms and get those that don't wash their hands.  If you'll touch your face after touching a toilet then you are likely to be criminal.

9. Arrest all assholes. The bigger the asshole, lock them up. Even if they didn't do anything, aren't we all better off?

10. Watch as much TV as possible. There are very few crimes out there that haven't been thought through on shows like Magnum PI

Top Magnum PI Shows

When Magnum died and he was walking around seeing all of his friends as a ghost. This is when he finds out that Higgins is Robin Masters.

The Final Episode where Magnum is reunited with his daughter and he quits PIing.

The first episode where he breaks into the Mansion and steals the Ferrari for the first time.

Magnum PI Trivia

From watching the show we can figure out that Magnum was a Navy SEAL and was stationed at Pearl Harbor after the Vietnam War. This is how he gets into the PI business

The show was set in Hawaii because they used the same production studios that Hawaii 5-0 used.

The voice of Robin Masters was Orson Welles

[Tom Selleck mit Ehefrau Jillie Mack, während der Dreharbeiten zu Magnum,pi]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Frank Sinatra made a guest appearance in the seventh season in the episode named Laura

Originally the Producers wanted Orson Welles to be revealed as Robin Masters but he died before they could do it. Then at the end of the seventh season they killed off Magnum at the end because they thought the show had been cancelled. When it hadn't was when the eigth season opened with him as a ghost and then this is when it is revealed Higgins was Robin Masters.

Many references are made to Hawaii 5-0 characters as well as characters for Murder She Wrote and Simon and Simon. They all existed in the "same universe"

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