Norvil Jones, Privates Investigator When you're looking for the best, better get your ass over to Norvil. He knows more about you than your smelly ass than your proctologist Video of Sidney Day posted to www.twistedgonad.com Sidney sings with Depeche Mode. Hit the site and check it out.     This is the Norvil Jones, PI site with a resume, vitals, and information on how to hire Norvil Jones, PI Site Counter Open Toed Mic

Vitals

Hair: Balding
Eyes: Blue
Ass: Cracked
Back: Sratched
Married: To a stripper dude, can you believe it? The most famous stripper in town
Bowling Avg: 125
Masturbates: Sidearm
Wipes Ass: Right Handed Sitting
Blows Nose: Farmer style, no kleenex
Blows Load: Once again, no kleenex
Ht: 6'00"
WT: Fuck You
Shoe Size: 12gmoney
Bling: Bling Bling
Music: Faron Young
Movies: Godfather, Spice World
TV: Magnum you fucker what else?
Drink: Lemon flavored pucker
Food: Cheese Sticks
Best Friends: Sidney Day, Spoogie Norris
Wife: Precious Cinammon
Enemies (known): Pookey Sleeves, Beaver, The Crapping Masturbator

Resume:

Education:

1994-1995  BJ's School of Massage Therapy-graduated with honors in finger therapy
1995-1999  Tom Selleck's School of Privates Investigating-BP in PI
1999-2005  Ager Bowling Institute

Military

1991-1992   US Navy  - just like Magnum
1994-2001   US Air Force  - just so I could get laid in Guam
                   -in charge of Privates Investigating having solved over 75 cases of missing panties.

WORK

2001-current    Owner/Operator
                       Norvil Jones, PI

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